Remember those hand-sewn, wool breathing masks
you used to wear as a child?
A pair of those in your pocket
and you could run all day
up and down the countryside
without having to stop
and cough the smoggy phlegm out of your lungs.
Then at night, you'd just soak 'em in a bucket of boiling water
and you'd be good to go the next day!
Don't you miss those times?
Well miss 'em no more!
With Mrs. Hannigan's Easy Breather©
you don’t have to throw away
your cheap, paper surgical masks every day.
These masks’ll last as long as you do!
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